1 00:00:00,127 --> 00:00:03,779 Transcript : Sixe, Anyone. Synchro and cut. : Sixe, Anyone. 2 00:00:03,826 --> 00:00:07,366 Suggestions, critics and insults ;) itcrowdsub@gmail.com www.forom.com 3 00:00:29,769 --> 00:00:33,093 1x05 - The Haunting of Bill Crouse 4 00:00:33,686 --> 00:00:34,490 OK. 5 00:00:38,774 --> 00:00:39,853 Here we go. 6 00:00:41,313 --> 00:00:42,751 Sit properly? 7 00:00:44,751 --> 00:00:45,849 Cheers. 8 00:00:47,237 --> 00:00:48,178 Bill? 9 00:00:49,285 --> 00:00:50,492 Mick Hucknall. 10 00:00:55,606 --> 00:00:56,626 Hey, this is fun. 11 00:00:57,311 --> 00:01:00,176 - It's been a good night so far. - Yes, it's been really good, yeah. 12 00:01:00,332 --> 00:01:02,356 Yeah, I'll be honest, when Julie suggested 13 00:01:02,356 --> 00:01:03,864 we get together, I was like no. 14 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,331 you know, I get set up a lot 15 00:01:05,484 --> 00:01:08,294 by friends, and it never works out. 16 00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:09,578 Tell me about it. Me too. 17 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,582 You know, I hate dates usually. 18 00:01:11,729 --> 00:01:14,925 They should call dates "Spend some time with a big fat loser!" 19 00:01:17,518 --> 00:01:18,886 But this has been brilliant. 20 00:01:19,004 --> 00:01:20,023 Hey... 21 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,808 I was thinking, afterwards, 22 00:01:22,063 --> 00:01:23,308 maybe you'd like to 23 00:01:23,406 --> 00:01:24,641 come back to my place? 24 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:26,642 We could listen to the new Jamie Cullum album. 25 00:01:26,681 --> 00:01:27,837 Maybe, yeah! 26 00:01:27,945 --> 00:01:30,043 Yeah, yeah, that'd be... really nice actually. 27 00:01:30,161 --> 00:01:31,190 Great. 28 00:01:32,935 --> 00:01:34,484 Let me guess... 29 00:01:34,778 --> 00:01:36,171 You're a... 30 00:01:36,376 --> 00:01:37,729 red wine person? 31 00:01:37,827 --> 00:01:39,033 Yes, yes I am! 32 00:01:39,837 --> 00:01:42,562 I would be too, if we could get some service round here! 33 00:01:42,689 --> 00:01:43,866 Yeah, you, Hucknall. 34 00:01:44,863 --> 00:01:47,969 When you, when you Simply Ready? 35 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:50,952 Unbelievable. 36 00:01:51,031 --> 00:01:52,501 Oh, I should say, um, 37 00:01:52,638 --> 00:01:54,050 I don't really like sharing. 38 00:01:54,297 --> 00:01:56,846 So you get what you want, I'll get what I want 39 00:01:56,944 --> 00:01:59,865 we leave it at that. I just think it's a lot less confusing. 40 00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:01,110 Sure, sure. 41 00:02:01,146 --> 00:02:02,571 - Did you say Jamie Cullum? - Yeah. 42 00:02:02,594 --> 00:02:03,894 I hate Jamie Cullum. 43 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,717 Oh, and, just to say, 44 00:02:07,773 --> 00:02:09,831 "I don't really like sharing." 45 00:02:10,204 --> 00:02:12,125 With the rising inflection and everything. 46 00:02:12,263 --> 00:02:15,753 In a tapas restaurant, he doesn't like sharing. 47 00:02:16,361 --> 00:02:17,694 What the heck is tapas? 48 00:02:17,812 --> 00:02:18,812 You know, tapas, 49 00:02:18,979 --> 00:02:21,097 - tiny food from Spain. - Oh, yes. 50 00:02:21,214 --> 00:02:23,704 - Teipas. - Yeah, that's no how you say it. 51 00:02:24,283 --> 00:02:25,400 Yes it is. 52 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:27,479 You're a teipas. 53 00:02:28,557 --> 00:02:29,793 What else? What else? 54 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,940 What else? 55 00:02:30,999 --> 00:02:33,097 Oh God, you should have seen him with the waiters. 56 00:02:33,205 --> 00:02:34,666 - Rude? - Unbelievable! 57 00:02:34,764 --> 00:02:36,606 Oh yeah, I used to work as a waiter. 58 00:02:36,665 --> 00:02:40,332 If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. 59 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:43,622 Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? 60 00:02:44,779 --> 00:02:45,857 No, after. 61 00:02:46,838 --> 00:02:49,799 Of course before! Why would I do it after? 62 00:02:49,984 --> 00:02:51,828 Do you think they did that to him? 63 00:02:52,024 --> 00:02:54,181 Okay, well. While he was eating, 64 00:02:54,298 --> 00:02:55,788 did you ear anyone laughing? 65 00:02:55,886 --> 00:02:57,768 Like... in the kitchen area. 66 00:02:58,710 --> 00:02:59,553 Yes! 67 00:02:59,621 --> 00:03:01,229 Yes I did, actually, yes I did. 68 00:03:01,327 --> 00:03:02,611 That'll be trouser food. 69 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:03,895 - Oh God! - Yeah. 70 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,026 Probably a good thing you weren't sharing. 71 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:07,141 My God! 72 00:03:07,316 --> 00:03:08,728 I could have saved you the trouble. 73 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,904 That guy is famous, he's a mouth. 74 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,159 They call him "The News" 75 00:03:12,218 --> 00:03:14,424 because he was always talking about who he slept with. 76 00:03:15,522 --> 00:03:18,483 I would honestly rather sleep with a rat. 77 00:03:18,622 --> 00:03:19,609 Literally. 78 00:03:21,264 --> 00:03:23,343 The thing I cannot understand yet, this: 79 00:03:23,477 --> 00:03:26,110 this is a man Julie on 5th thinks is perfect for me, 80 00:03:26,145 --> 00:03:27,307 I mean what was she thinking? 81 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:28,186 Wait a second. 82 00:03:28,244 --> 00:03:29,752 - Who do you know on 5th? - Why? 83 00:03:29,844 --> 00:03:31,611 What was the name, was it Judy or Julie? 84 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,720 Why do you need to know? 85 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:33,731 No reason. 86 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,597 Lots of nice looking girls on fifth. 87 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:37,326 Looking for an in, aren't we? 88 00:03:37,345 --> 00:03:38,485 An in? No! 89 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:39,722 Thank you, no. 90 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:42,640 Don't use my name to start leching around on 5th. 91 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,799 For your information, I do not lech 92 00:03:45,963 --> 00:03:48,707 I have a little more class than that, thank you very much. 93 00:03:49,006 --> 00:03:50,668 - Post. - Thank you. 94 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,234 Oh no, this is wrong. 95 00:03:52,388 --> 00:03:54,978 A lingerie catalogue for a Cathy Morgan Foreman. 96 00:03:55,045 --> 00:03:56,664 I'll make sure that Cathy gets it. 97 00:03:57,354 --> 00:03:59,526 Cathy Morgan Foreman, who is Cathy Morgan Foreman? 98 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,316 Cathy works in... 99 00:04:01,335 --> 00:04:04,756 Cathy works in the department of Shulupust. 100 00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:07,731 - Department of what? - Oh excuse me, that's my phone ringing. 101 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,953 - I didn't hear anything? - It's on vibrate. 102 00:04:10,127 --> 00:04:11,054 Hello? 103 00:04:11,141 --> 00:04:12,358 Hello, Cathy! 104 00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:15,527 Yes, you parcel did arrive, I'm keeping it here safe for you. 105 00:04:15,565 --> 00:04:17,623 No problem at all Cathy Morgan Foreman. 106 00:04:18,599 --> 00:04:20,019 If he comes by... 107 00:04:20,077 --> 00:04:21,352 Right. If who comes by? 108 00:04:23,106 --> 00:04:24,057 The News. 109 00:04:24,194 --> 00:04:25,120 Yes, right? 110 00:04:25,325 --> 00:04:26,318 If he calls, 111 00:04:26,361 --> 00:04:27,524 just tell him something. 112 00:04:28,099 --> 00:04:29,684 - Leave it with me! - Great! 113 00:04:29,925 --> 00:04:32,050 Although I should just say I'm not very good at lying. 114 00:04:32,128 --> 00:04:33,345 I'm very good at lying. 115 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:35,103 I thought you were on the phone! 116 00:04:35,857 --> 00:04:36,958 Yeah, I am. 117 00:04:37,035 --> 00:04:38,871 Yes, that's fine. 118 00:04:42,432 --> 00:04:43,437 Hello? 119 00:04:43,572 --> 00:04:46,993 Listen Moss, you're not going to Court, yeah? 120 00:04:47,341 --> 00:04:48,867 Just tell him something. 121 00:04:48,945 --> 00:04:51,776 It's just... I've never been very good at judging the scale 122 00:04:51,872 --> 00:04:53,959 - of the lie... - Yes, stop over thinking everything. 123 00:04:53,995 --> 00:04:56,878 - I couldn�t do it when I was a child, - You're getting yourself in a tease, 124 00:04:56,885 --> 00:04:57,932 I told a whopper and... 125 00:04:57,970 --> 00:04:59,209 Just tell him I'm busy! 126 00:05:01,765 --> 00:05:03,292 You're busy! 127 00:05:03,968 --> 00:05:05,456 That's brilliant! 128 00:05:07,281 --> 00:05:09,475 Just don't let him in here under any circumstances. 129 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:10,847 No! 130 00:05:10,924 --> 00:05:11,968 You're busy! 131 00:05:13,794 --> 00:05:16,016 Hey, um, what was the name of that girl, 132 00:05:16,132 --> 00:05:19,552 that Jen knows, was it Julie or Judy? 133 00:05:19,726 --> 00:05:21,195 Yes, one of those. 134 00:05:26,615 --> 00:05:29,301 Okay, I'm just going to go for a letch on fifth. 135 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:30,460 Yes. 136 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:32,992 Look! I told you she's busy! 137 00:05:33,204 --> 00:05:36,528 Hey, back off, bastard! This lady's busy! 138 00:05:36,673 --> 00:05:38,296 Too busy for you. 139 00:05:38,711 --> 00:05:39,813 Busy! 140 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:41,107 Brilliant! 141 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:00,977 - Hello? - Hello! 142 00:06:02,378 --> 00:06:04,020 I'm just looking for Jen. 143 00:06:15,523 --> 00:06:17,649 I'm afraid Jen can't see you at the moment. 144 00:06:17,721 --> 00:06:19,096 She's very busy. 145 00:06:19,342 --> 00:06:21,517 - Is she? - She's a busy Miss Lizzy! 146 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:22,895 Good bye! 147 00:06:26,146 --> 00:06:27,248 What is she doing? 148 00:06:27,364 --> 00:06:28,542 She's doing fine. 149 00:06:29,509 --> 00:06:31,383 Not how is she doing, what is she doing? 150 00:06:33,524 --> 00:06:34,947 - Is she in here? - No. 151 00:06:34,954 --> 00:06:36,681 I won't keep her, I want to give her these. 152 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:38,230 - Don't give her. - I'll give her these. 153 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,805 - She won't like them. - She won't mind! 154 00:06:39,809 --> 00:06:40,445 She will mind. 155 00:06:40,446 --> 00:06:42,194 It's not a problem. I won't take any time. 156 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:43,438 Look, why can't I go in? 157 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:44,831 Because she's dead! 158 00:06:50,473 --> 00:06:51,401 What? 159 00:06:51,402 --> 00:06:54,164 Yeah, she's dead. She... she died. 160 00:06:55,459 --> 00:06:56,715 She died last night. 161 00:06:58,338 --> 00:06:59,749 She died?! 162 00:06:59,981 --> 00:07:00,908 Yeah! 163 00:07:01,101 --> 00:07:02,087 Completely. 164 00:07:04,038 --> 00:07:05,391 Oh God! 165 00:07:06,587 --> 00:07:07,650 Fuck! 166 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,080 I just can't believe it! 167 00:07:09,157 --> 00:07:12,249 Well, I'd hardly make up something like that, would I? 168 00:07:13,061 --> 00:07:15,070 No, no of course, of course not. 169 00:07:15,592 --> 00:07:17,080 Oh God! 170 00:07:18,116 --> 00:07:20,049 Well, she was a bit off at the restaurant. 171 00:07:22,754 --> 00:07:23,778 I mean... 172 00:07:24,145 --> 00:07:25,150 Was it the food? 173 00:07:25,169 --> 00:07:27,063 - The tapas, do they know? - Teipas! 174 00:07:27,111 --> 00:07:28,445 I don't know. 175 00:07:29,179 --> 00:07:30,687 Yes it was, why not. 176 00:07:33,574 --> 00:07:34,560 Oh Jesus! 177 00:07:35,405 --> 00:07:36,816 I know it's terrible, but, 178 00:07:37,163 --> 00:07:38,555 thank God, we weren't sharing. 179 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:43,018 I just can't get over it. 180 00:07:43,192 --> 00:07:44,178 Yeah, well, 181 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,285 we all have to go sometime. 182 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,665 It's terrible, it's just terrible! 183 00:07:51,781 --> 00:07:53,520 It's bloody awful! 184 00:07:55,152 --> 00:07:56,640 She was so beautiful! 185 00:07:57,413 --> 00:07:59,017 She was some piece of ass. 186 00:08:04,762 --> 00:08:07,718 Anyhow, can't mourn all the ruddy day, so... 187 00:08:13,414 --> 00:08:14,709 You know... 188 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:18,844 I was the last person to sleep with her. 189 00:08:19,927 --> 00:08:22,342 - Really? She said that... - What? 190 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:28,989 She said she was looking forward to sleeping with you. 191 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:51,386 I can't believe he lied like that. 192 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,909 Doesn't he realise that lying can lead to very serious ramifications? 193 00:09:01,605 --> 00:09:02,629 Hello? 194 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,014 Hello! 195 00:09:12,381 --> 00:09:13,657 I'm Roy! 196 00:09:14,111 --> 00:09:15,328 I.T. 197 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:19,965 My boss has assigned me to any work you might want done... 198 00:09:20,361 --> 00:09:22,003 personally. 199 00:09:22,139 --> 00:09:23,627 personal... personally. 200 00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:26,178 Basically, if you want to 201 00:09:27,645 --> 00:09:28,887 just take my card. 202 00:09:31,258 --> 00:09:32,534 And... 203 00:09:34,028 --> 00:09:35,438 if you need anything done 204 00:09:35,921 --> 00:09:37,197 to your computer, 205 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:41,834 just give me a buzz, on me phone. It's my mobile phone, so 206 00:09:42,377 --> 00:09:45,022 you won't have to go through all that call waiting... 207 00:09:45,147 --> 00:09:46,152 Lover. 208 00:09:46,345 --> 00:09:47,814 Okay, thank you, Roy. 209 00:09:47,939 --> 00:09:49,639 You're welcome, Judy. 210 00:09:50,277 --> 00:09:52,016 Oh, I'm not Judy, I'm Julie. 211 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:53,446 Judy? 212 00:09:55,716 --> 00:09:57,513 Someone to see you! 213 00:09:58,981 --> 00:10:00,798 This man says you should take his card. 214 00:10:03,126 --> 00:10:05,367 The girl from I.T., that's terrible. 215 00:10:05,502 --> 00:10:07,493 I know, terrible, terrible thing. 216 00:10:08,169 --> 00:10:11,106 You know, I was actually the last person to sleep with her. 217 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,024 Very sudden, yes. 218 00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:15,975 I heard it was some bad tapas. 219 00:10:16,072 --> 00:10:17,076 Teipas. 220 00:10:17,173 --> 00:10:18,100 Yes. 221 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,356 You must be stunned. 222 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:20,670 I'm flabbergasted 223 00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,834 Well, you know where we are if you need us. 224 00:10:23,008 --> 00:10:25,018 Sure, I'll be fine, thanks. 225 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:27,337 Just sort of stay away from this whole area, 226 00:10:27,471 --> 00:10:30,003 while we come to terms with the loss. 227 00:10:31,259 --> 00:10:33,674 Leave me now, I would be alone. 228 00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:53,303 Good lech? 229 00:10:53,998 --> 00:10:55,003 No! 230 00:10:55,128 --> 00:11:00,470 The girl, oh my God, the girl, Judy, she's a... 231 00:11:01,301 --> 00:11:03,485 - Have you seen this girl? - What's she like? 232 00:11:03,657 --> 00:11:06,748 - Well, she has hair on her eyes. - Who has hair on her eyes? 233 00:11:06,845 --> 00:11:08,236 - Not you. - No. 234 00:11:09,009 --> 00:11:11,096 I'm going for a coffee, anyone wants anything? 235 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,806 No? Okay, bye! 236 00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:37,013 - Hello? - Hello? 237 00:11:38,935 --> 00:11:40,326 Hello Judy? 238 00:11:40,945 --> 00:11:42,375 What can I do for you? 239 00:11:42,394 --> 00:11:43,824 Computer is broken! 240 00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:46,037 Is it a PC or a Mac? 241 00:11:47,003 --> 00:11:48,008 Yes! 242 00:11:49,554 --> 00:11:51,157 Well, what's wrong with it? 243 00:11:51,235 --> 00:11:52,510 Broken down! 244 00:11:52,616 --> 00:11:54,780 Yeah, broken down how, Judy? 245 00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:57,272 - Big bang noise! - Big bang noise, what... 246 00:11:57,485 --> 00:11:59,533 What's the precise nature of the problem? 247 00:12:03,117 --> 00:12:04,045 MIO (My Input Output) 248 00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:06,963 Judy, the battery of my phone is... 249 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:12,914 - Look at this. - What? 250 00:12:13,069 --> 00:12:14,692 How nice is this? 251 00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:18,460 I just got a big load of flowers, 252 00:12:18,653 --> 00:12:20,179 and a big card! 253 00:12:20,295 --> 00:12:22,923 And everyone has signed it! 254 00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:25,735 "You will always be in our heart!" 255 00:12:26,362 --> 00:12:29,145 My God! And you said they weren't nice here! 256 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,449 Yeah. 257 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,352 I don't understand why they've done this? 258 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:35,888 Why? 259 00:12:35,946 --> 00:12:37,356 I'll tell for why. 260 00:12:37,608 --> 00:12:39,946 It's because everyone thinks you're brilliant! 261 00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:42,322 - Really? - Yeah! 262 00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:44,669 And in fact, everyone thinks you're so brilliant, 263 00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:47,240 they've just made you Employee of the Month. 264 00:12:47,394 --> 00:12:48,495 - No? - Yes! 265 00:12:48,611 --> 00:12:49,548 - No? - Yes! 266 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:50,746 - No! - Yaha! 267 00:12:51,152 --> 00:12:52,524 I don't believe it! 268 00:12:52,717 --> 00:12:55,084 - Please believe it. - Oh my God! 269 00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:59,567 I didn't even know they had Employee of the Month here. 270 00:13:00,252 --> 00:13:02,880 No, they brought it in just for you. 271 00:13:03,779 --> 00:13:06,001 I'm gonna go up and thank everybody right now. 272 00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:08,083 No! Don't do that! 273 00:13:08,192 --> 00:13:09,564 What? Why not? 274 00:13:09,718 --> 00:13:11,651 They'll be embarrassed. 275 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,346 It's embarrassing being thanked. 276 00:13:15,274 --> 00:13:16,897 Don't be silly. 277 00:13:21,861 --> 00:13:24,354 Events seem to be taking a downward turn. 278 00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:30,653 I told you, stop calling me at work! 279 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,913 Nice and beautiful Jen! 280 00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:41,729 Hello, Small Pall! 281 00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:44,820 Didn't... Are you... I thought you were sick or something. 282 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,443 Sick? Me? No! 283 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,245 I couldn't be better, I've just won Employee of the Month. 284 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,057 So, um, you're going my way? 285 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,169 Don't you dare going too fast, no! 286 00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:07,498 Just... 287 00:14:07,652 --> 00:14:09,778 hard to get your head round, you know? 288 00:14:09,894 --> 00:14:11,382 One minute, she's there and 289 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,353 next minute... 290 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:14,739 just gone. 291 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,068 You know, 292 00:14:16,744 --> 00:14:18,869 I was the last person that slept with her actually. 293 00:14:20,878 --> 00:14:23,661 She held on so tightly, you know, it was like... 294 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,405 scary, but, 295 00:14:26,772 --> 00:14:29,274 sexy scary, you know, just like... 296 00:14:38,073 --> 00:14:39,377 Jen?! 297 00:14:39,957 --> 00:14:41,213 It was her! 298 00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:45,928 What are you still doing here Bill, for God sake, go home! 299 00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:48,681 He was the last person to sleep with her. 300 00:14:48,739 --> 00:14:51,947 I know... Apparently, she was pretty hard stuff! 301 00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:55,435 Bye, Small Paul! 302 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,666 Bye Jen, see you. 303 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,733 Oh dear, oh Lord! 304 00:15:06,757 --> 00:15:08,631 At this dreadful hour 305 00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:11,994 we're all reminded how brief our time is here on Earth. 306 00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:13,636 Sorry, who is it who died? 307 00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:14,950 I don't know. 308 00:15:15,297 --> 00:15:18,118 I believe Mr. Renholm has a few words. 309 00:15:23,174 --> 00:15:25,763 There's one more angel in Heaven. 310 00:15:27,464 --> 00:15:29,241 God, I miss Jen! 311 00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:32,652 She reminded me of me, at her age. 312 00:15:34,691 --> 00:15:36,449 I mean, when I was her age, 313 00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:38,805 she reminded me of her age. 314 00:15:41,705 --> 00:15:44,072 She reminded me of my age at her age. 315 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,714 When I was her age, 316 00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:51,825 she was reminded of me? 317 00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:56,347 I truly liked Jen. 318 00:15:57,033 --> 00:16:00,106 And that en-likening of her became a friendship. 319 00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:02,759 A friendship which ended so suddenly, 320 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,849 just twelve hours ago... 321 00:16:05,738 --> 00:16:09,931 After... what I gather, was a rather sensational evening with Bill Crouse! 322 00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:11,785 Bill, you dog! 323 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,326 Where is he? 324 00:16:14,384 --> 00:16:15,891 Still cleaning himself off. 325 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,760 She was special. 326 00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,234 So special in fact, 327 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:24,190 that when I called my close personal friend 328 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:27,011 Elton John and told him about her, 329 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,788 he dropped everything, 330 00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:31,455 and offered to come here and perform for us! 331 00:16:31,551 --> 00:16:33,561 You heard me, he's in the building! 332 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:36,565 Elton John is going to sing a beautiful song 333 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:37,918 about death. 334 00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:52,598 Oh my God, this is so... 335 00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,375 so lovely 336 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,331 Thank you, so, so much! 337 00:16:57,979 --> 00:17:00,897 Tank you, thank you, oh God! 338 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:12,134 Could I, say a few words? 339 00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:13,622 Oh my God! 340 00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:19,438 Thank you, so, so much! 341 00:17:20,114 --> 00:17:21,283 I would... 342 00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:23,468 I would not be standing up here today 343 00:17:23,489 --> 00:17:26,876 if it wasn't for so many things but, not least, 344 00:17:28,442 --> 00:17:30,567 - Without him... - Hey, she isn't dead! 345 00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:31,842 Yeah! 346 00:17:34,142 --> 00:17:35,997 You lying cow! 347 00:17:37,977 --> 00:17:39,446 We want Elton! 348 00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:44,421 We want Elton! We want Elton! We want Elton! 349 00:17:47,426 --> 00:17:48,276 Okay! 350 00:17:48,372 --> 00:17:50,794 If that Judy woman comes down, I don't work here, 351 00:17:50,829 --> 00:17:52,675 you've never seen me, just make up something, 352 00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:53,518 just get rid of her! 353 00:17:53,553 --> 00:17:55,833 She's easy to spot, she's has three rows of teeth. 354 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:59,416 Listen, if I needed to get out of the country, very, very cheaply, 355 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:01,368 how would I go about doing that? 356 00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:03,841 Hey you! 357 00:18:07,474 --> 00:18:08,981 What did you say about me? 358 00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:11,464 Hello there, Jen! 359 00:18:11,753 --> 00:18:13,396 I would love to stay and chat, 360 00:18:13,531 --> 00:18:15,579 but, I've just received a telephone call, 361 00:18:15,682 --> 00:18:18,101 saying that my father has just killed someone. 362 00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:21,400 I need to attend to. 363 00:18:21,781 --> 00:18:23,425 Did you tell everyone I was dead? 364 00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:31,508 Maybe? 365 00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:33,198 Because, um, 366 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,684 they all thought I was dead. 367 00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:43,186 - I know something. - What? What do you know? 368 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,769 Bill Crouse, he's saying he slept with you last night. 369 00:18:45,839 --> 00:18:46,837 He's saying what? 370 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:47,777 He think you're dead, 371 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,684 so he's telling everybody you slept with him. 372 00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:51,234 He's the one you should be angry at! 373 00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,412 Not me! I'm insignificant! 374 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:54,944 Bastard! 375 00:19:02,078 --> 00:19:02,888 Voicemail! 376 00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:06,293 Hey! 377 00:19:06,892 --> 00:19:07,807 It's Jen! 378 00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:10,144 Stop telling everyone I slept with you! 379 00:19:10,513 --> 00:19:11,770 You bastard! 380 00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:15,415 Must have gone home. 381 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,373 Oh God, my throat hurts. 382 00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:22,731 Well, it's probably all that shouting. 383 00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:26,171 I'm talking, aren't I? 384 00:19:27,504 --> 00:19:29,610 Can you get me his address? 385 00:19:30,151 --> 00:19:32,575 Yes, it might be a bit difficult. 386 00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:34,844 I have to hack into his private company account, 387 00:19:34,845 --> 00:19:35,977 it might take some time. 388 00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:38,054 There we go. 389 00:19:41,365 --> 00:19:43,413 Oh, I really don't feel very well. 390 00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:45,655 Well, you look terrible. 391 00:19:47,529 --> 00:19:50,428 I'm still talking, aren't I? 392 00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:01,555 You have one new message. 393 00:20:01,748 --> 00:20:02,792 Hey! 394 00:20:03,023 --> 00:20:04,125 It's Jen! 395 00:20:04,357 --> 00:20:06,985 Stop telling people I slept with you! 396 00:20:07,159 --> 00:20:08,878 You bastard! 397 00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:21,533 Where Roy? 398 00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:24,605 Roy is dead! 399 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,044 No, no! Don't breakdown! 400 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,073 Don't break down, you bitch! 401 00:20:46,421 --> 00:20:49,687 Oh my God, oh my God! 402 00:20:52,624 --> 00:20:54,054 Bloody hell! 403 00:20:57,484 --> 00:21:00,766 Why you do that to me when I need this chance? 404 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:03,097 Oh for God's sake! Now my car is bloody open 405 00:21:03,098 --> 00:21:04,754 and I don't know what it means! 406 00:21:07,646 --> 00:21:12,728 Come on, come on Ritchley... Street, Ritchley Street. 407 00:21:15,288 --> 00:21:18,863 My God, okay, I'm... Right. 408 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,270 Probably guys, probably guys, 409 00:21:24,347 --> 00:21:26,357 leaving message, funny message, 410 00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:30,492 probably, Bob, it's Bob leaving funny messages. 411 00:21:30,608 --> 00:21:33,139 And the, the floating head. 412 00:21:36,656 --> 00:21:37,873 It's all stress, 413 00:21:38,085 --> 00:21:41,658 a bit stress is all and... just fun and games. 414 00:21:48,525 --> 00:21:50,013 Oh God! 415 00:21:55,794 --> 00:21:57,572 Oh God! 416 00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:01,073 Let me in! Let me in Bill! 417 00:22:01,137 --> 00:22:01,968 No! 418 00:22:02,142 --> 00:22:05,292 It's raining! Please, let me in! 419 00:22:05,388 --> 00:22:07,147 No, you're never coming in! 420 00:22:07,262 --> 00:22:10,663 Stop telling people I slept with you! 421 00:22:10,749 --> 00:22:12,720 I will! I will! I'm sorry! 422 00:22:12,884 --> 00:22:14,198 Bastard! 423 00:22:14,961 --> 00:22:17,434 You bastard! 424 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,811 Oh no! I'm sorry! 425 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,468 You bastard! 426 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:43,153 Small Paul, you're gone now. 427 00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:47,255 You pushed that trolley a little too hard, 428 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:52,586 You felt a twinge, it was your heart and you're dead now... 429 00:22:55,094 --> 00:22:59,490 And now you're running four feet in heaven... 430 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,448 - Did you know him? - No. 431 00:23:07,341 --> 00:23:09,447 I don't think that's Elton John.